What happens when...
- What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away..
- If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is.... the nut behind the wheel!
- Two guys are out bowling. One says to the other, "With my wife, I'll never need a laxative."
"Because she makes you eat the right foods?" asks the other.
"No." Comes the reply. "Because she irritates the crap out of me!" - What did the hillbilly get on his IQ test? Drool!
- What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck. - How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the M&M's
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