What happens when...

  • What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away..
  • If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is.... the nut behind the wheel!
  • Two guys are out bowling. One says to the other, "With my wife, I'll never need a laxative."
    "Because she makes you eat the right foods?" asks the other.
    "No." Comes the reply. "Because she irritates the crap out of me!"
  • What did the hillbilly get on his IQ test? Drool!
  • What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
    Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.
  • How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
    10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the M&M's