Subject: Idaho

You Know You're from Idaho When...

The wind is faster than your truck.

Every other vehicle on the road is a 4x4.

When the sun goes down you start looking for your coat.

In March your vehicle is 43% mud.

You leave your keys in the car and the next morning it's still there.

You installed your new computer using a Leatherman tool

You hear the words "stream" or "brook" pronounced "crick."

The elevation of most towns exceeds the population.

You've broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you.

You can see the stars at night.

People drive 200 miles to shop in a real mall.

Your great grandmother is older than the courthouse.

You got a set of snow tires for Valentines Day.

The bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house.

A girls' basketball game fills the gym.

A rodeo is more popular than a rock concert.

You can fish, golf, and go skiing all in the same day if you try hard
enough.

Yellow light means "follow the car in front of you no matter what."

Democrats are like salmon: on the endangered species list.

You wave to someone on the highway because you recognize the truck.

You talk about a combine and people don't wonder what you are putting
together.

In the spring every tenth car you pass is a tractor.

When the car in front of you is weaving you suspect a driver from the
neighboring County instead of a drunk.

Maps and gloves are kept in your vehicle's "jockey box."

You have to wait for a flock of sheep to pass in front of you on the road.

You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Idaho friends.