SEX DRESS!

A new mother-in -law went to visit her new daughter-in -law last week, and being used to just knocking once on her sons door and then just walking in; she did this not thinking anything about it,, there on the couch was the new daughter-in-law all streached out , necked as the day she was born with soft music playing and candles flickering,, the mother in law was kinda shocked to see her this way and ask,, " oh- my goodness"" what are you doing ?? the daughter in law replys, oh'' I'm waiting for my husband to come home! But your necked!!,, you don't have any clothes on!! oh no"" the daughter explains "" this is my SEX dress"" when my husband sees me like this he just raveges me with love and we have the greatest sex ever, its beautiful,,, so the mother-in-law goes home and takes a shower turns on some soft music and sprays some insence around, and lays on the couch bare ass necked,,,waiting for her husband to come home,, finally he comes in the door and asks "" what the hell is going on ?? what are you doing?? well honey how do you like my sex dress?? IT needs ironing dear,,,whats for dinner???