Red Neck Jokes
- You might be a redneck if...Fewer than half of your cars run.
- You might be a redneck if...You go to the DMV to transfer the title to your home.
- You might be a redneck if...Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of chicken and a sixpack.
- You might be a redneck if...The theme song at your high school prom was "Friends in Low Places".
- You might be a redneck if...Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help him remove the wheels and skirt.
- You might be a redneck if...You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
- You might be a redneck if...You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
- You might be a redneck if...Your gas cap is a rag.
- You might be a redneck if...The primary color of your car is "bondo".
- You might be a redneck if...The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road..."
- You might be a redneck if...You consider the styrofoam cooler one of the greatest inventions of all time.
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