Red Neck Jokes

  • You might be a redneck if...Fewer than half of your cars run.
  • You might be a redneck if...You go to the DMV to transfer the title to your home.
  • You might be a redneck if...Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of chicken and a sixpack.
  • You might be a redneck if...The theme song at your high school prom was "Friends in Low Places".
  • You might be a redneck if...Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help him remove the wheels and skirt.
  • You might be a redneck if...You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
  • You might be a redneck if...You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
  • You might be a redneck if...Your gas cap is a rag.
  • You might be a redneck if...The primary color of your car is "bondo".
  • You might be a redneck if...The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road..."
  • You might be a redneck if...You consider the styrofoam cooler one of the greatest inventions of all time.