Compliments of Kevin Snyder

I like your page....here are some new ones.

A guy lives in a multi-story apartment building in downtown New York. One day it appeared to be raining outside, so he curiously poked his hand out the window and felt for rain drops. As he did so, something fell right into the palm of his hand. He quizzically looked at the object and realized it was a glass eyeball. He instinctively thrusted his head out the window and looked up towards the sky to see an unusual site. A blonde haired woman was leaning over her window a few stories up. She screamed down, "Excuse me? Could you please bring me my eyeball back upstairs?!!" He agreed, and went upstairs to return her precious eye. When she answered her door she was extremely grateful and invited him in for a drink. He accepted the offer noticing she was quite attractive. They talked and enjoyed each others company for an hour or so, and she then asked if he wanted to stay for a nice dinner. He was surprised at her genuine hospitality and accepted. After all, he was the hero of the day. Dinner went just as well as before and they were certainly hitting it off. She once again asked him another intriguing question. She said, "I was wondering if you would like to stay the night?" To himself he was thinking how strange, and finally rustled up the courage to ask her, "This is weird, do you do this with every guy you meet!?" She tasseled her hair and with a seductive look proclaimed, "Ohhhh no!! Only ones that catch my eye!"

She was so blonde that.....she thought a quarterback was a refund.

I cant remember any else off the top of my head....welp, maybe later...