Blonde Joke's From Alaska Bruce

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  • A blind man went into a bar and struck up a conversation with the bartender. After a bit, the blind man asks "Hey you want to here a blonde joke?"

    Bartender: "Well, actually, I am blonde and I don't care for those kind of jokes. The guy next to you weighs 245 and is blonde also and he doesn't like them either. And the guy behind weighs 265 and he doesn't like those jokes either. Now, you still want to tell a blonde joke in here?"

    Blind man: "Wow, no way! Not if I have to explain it THREE TIMES!"

  • One blonde walks up to the bank of a river and looks around for a place to cross. Not finding one, she yells to another blonde on the far bank, "How do I get to the other side?" Responds the second blonde "You ARE on the other side!"
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